HEY. IT’S MY 18TH BIRTHDAY.

therealhamster:

if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

hazzlur:

if u need someone to make out with let me know i’m bored

Let me cordially invite you to stop thinking your life is the worst god damned one in the world. Move on. Be happy.

“Seeing Taylor Swift live in 2013 is seeing a maestro at the top of her or anyone’s game. No other pop auteur can touch her right now for emotional excess or musical reach. Red [is] the slickest, smartest and just plain best mega-pop statement of our time. Seeing Taylor onstage now is seeing….total commitment, total fan fervor, total connection between audience and performer. A true arena-rock goddess at an amazing peak.”- Rolling Stone